Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Did she just say that?

For family home evening this last monday, we had a family discussion in order to help my nephew earn a merit badge. We each were assigned by him to talk about a diffrent topic. My 14 year old neice was chosen to talk about what to do in case of a fire or tornado.

This is her plan for a fire:

Step 1: Kick out the closest window. 
Step 2: Throw random crap out the window so the neighbors know you are in distress.
Step 3: Find your cell phone.
Step 4: Hurl yourself out of the window you have previously kicked out. (i will also add that most everyone in the house will have to jump from a second story window.)
Step 5: Run (with our broken limbs since we have just jumped from 30 feet) down the street.

Anyone see any flaws? 
(Love ya Lyndsey)

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