In the past 24 hours Ashton has learned two very important life lessons I hope he will carry with him forever.


Life lesson #1:

Never call a pregnant lady fat. They will most likely be extremely offended and feel the desire to either rip your head off or cry. Neither is good.



Life lesson #2:

Never ever, ever, ever take food out of a pregnant ladies hands and start chomping away on it right in front of her. Horrible decision.


I hope his future wife appreciates the newly pregnancy enlightened Ashton.

It was a fantastic attempt on his part. He almost won just for breaking into a chant, and I guess he actually did win since he was lathered in Aquaphor which is ointment, not lotion. Sadly this freakishly cold weather we seem to be having is doing a number on his skin, so avoiding the nightly skin hydration was not an option.





--in case you can't quite understand him, he's chanting "no lotion"