Oh, yes he did just say that.

Me: Talan I have to ask you a serious question about Kindergarten.

Talan: Okay

Me: Are there any pretty girls in your class?

Talan: Yes, the big fat girl with the fat head.


Thinking we were going to have to talk about not referring to people by their body or head size, I quizzed him further and found he is not joking. He does have eyes for this specific girl in his class. Although, he has no idea what her name is, he could tell me she has white skin and brown hair, and...he loves her.