He did what???

Due to an incident involving Ashton, a dog, a glass door and a piece of cement the size of his face he was grounded "from anything that looks like it might be fun" was I believe how I worded it. I should know that I need to be more specific. 

At dinner Ashton asked if he could have dessert. It was decided that dessert would be fun so the answer was no. Ashton retaliated with "dessert isn't fun! It tastes fun but it doesn't LOOK fun." I will chose my words more carefully next time.