It has begun

One of the neighbor girls who is the same age as Ashton has been over the past couple days to hang out. Ashton in no way objects. 

When she comes over Ashton goes into complete show off mode.

Here he is trying to impress her by being as gross as possible:

It is totally working. Looks like eleven is when girls lose their cooties. 

Nursing home, here I come!

Recently, all three boys have discovered their life calling. I'm scared.

Ashton, who has been talking about being a scientist since he could speak, decided his desired career path would now be worm trainer. WORM TRAINER. He will train them to dance. I've seen Ashton dance. We should all be very scared.

Talan, once determined to become an astronaut, would now like to trade that in to be a professional video game player. I'm not talking about the kind that get up, go to work, create the games, and test them for the market. I'm talking about the kind that don't get paid to sit on their basement couch surrounded by pizza boxes and empty soda bottles radiating smell because they haven't showered in a week and a half. Dream big buddy.

Syphr is the only one that refuses to change his career path. He would like to somehow become a race car. Not driver. He thinks when he is big he will  morph into an actual race car, and gets very defensive when anyone tries to hinder his big plans.

These are the kids that will take care of me when I'm old. I think they have been out of school too long, and maybe have been watching too much Netflix and playing too much playstation.

Eleven

Ten days ago Ashton dropped a 'pre' and became a pre-teen when he turned eleven. I was slightly dreading the eleventh year. I've heard not so many good things. So far, its been smooth sailing, and honestly, the almost three year old is the one I should be scared of. He does his own laundry, he does whatever chores I ask without drama usually, he lets his brothers touch his new nerf guns. These things most likely would not have happened when he was ten. Then I started thinking. Maybe my open dread over the eleventh year was a good thing. Maybe his way of rebelling is proving me wrong. Unintended reverse psychology. One point for mom! (but we should probably just let Ashton think he is winning this one.)

Ashton's birthday this year consisted of:

loving his brother

a breakfast of all his favorite things

presents straight from his birthday list, which only included one thing: all Nerf stuff

I seriously can not get this kid to make a normal face for a picture.

Judging from his answers, this might be the last year the pre-teen willingly gives a birthday interview.

how old are you? I'm eleven

what is your favorite:

color? blue

animal? a flying ninja monkey

movie? Ironman 2

book? Magyk. The kind of magyk with a Y

thing to do? not get birthday interviewed

food? shrimp

restaurant? Sakura

subject in school? science

who are your friends? um...the flying ninja monkeys

what do you want to be when you grow up? a scientist

what kind of scientist? a sciency scientist...a mad scientist! (pause, and insert a smirk and daydream look.) I want to be a marine biologist because it is fun and you actually get to do stuff.

what are you most excited about right now? being at the end of my birthday interview

if you become famous, what will you be famous for? discovering a new species of squid.

what is something your parents always say? control yourself

why did the duck cross the road? because he wasn't a chicken

tell me a joke...

knock knock.
who's there?
banana
banana who?

knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't do that whole banana, banana, banana thing?


 Sure, he is completely irrational at times, and tries to play pranks like putting a rubber band on the sprayer by the kitchen sink so when I turn on the water I end up with a bath, but we seriously lucked out with this kid. I know his future is going to be phenomenal, and I feel so lucky we get to watch it all unfold.

Hey Girl

Last night, while helping me make dinner, I realized there might be such a thing as too much brother time.

There is a Talan style for everything

Recently Talan's prayers have contained the following:

"thank you for keeping us safe from everything that is dangerous that is an animal" --this one is actually shortened. He used to go through a really long list of animals before he started classifying them as 'animals that are dangerous'.

"please help mommy to never see spiders." --thanks kid

"please help spiders to not eat our whole faces off." --queue nightmares. I did not realize spiders eating my face was an option.

"please help Ashton to not be so mean to me."

"please help Ashton to not hurt me."

"please help Ashton to never be a bully."

"please help us to stop saying the word butt."

" please help Syphr to grow up and start acting like a big kid."--that would be two brothers thrown under the prayer bus now.

"thank you for keeping us safe from dinosaurs."

"thank you for keeping us safe from dragons."

"thank you for keeping us safe from reptiles."--dinosaurs, dragons, and reptiles have not been put into the general list of 'animals that are dangerous' apparently.

 "please help every person in the whole universe to be nice to each other."

 Love that kid!

Saint George welcomes us (Kansas, not Utah)

We have arrived safely to our new amazing house, and almost a month later I have finally accepted my new surroundings enough to write this post. It has been a bit of an adjustment.

I was insanely stressed about our first move with movers. There are some horror stories out there, but we seriously lucked out. The guys were polite, efficient, they didn't steal or break my stuff, and they showed up to deliver early. Hopefully our next experience in three years will be the same.

The car ride was surprisingly better than our 90 minute trial. For once, my problem of completely over planning came in handy, and when we arrived there were still things to do in the "bag-o-fun" that the kids hadn't even seen yet, which was great because all of our belongings were still in transit, and we needed something to do in an empty house. Hide and seek gets old after a while. There may have been very little leg room, but to me that is a small price to pay for 20 hours of minimal whining.

On the must do list for your next road trip are the following: laminated faces with dry erase crayons, play dough, and ELECTRONICS!

Back in my day we had to lay in the back of the non air conditioned van, because seat belts were overrated back then, and it was more spacious if we just removed the entire middle seat altogether, while driving through the middle of the desert, and make up songs that make no sense yet I can still recite to this day. And if that got old your sister might throw your shoe out the window of the moving blazing hot van for entertainment. How times have changed.

Upon arriving in Kansas we went straight to Manhattan to sign our lease and move into our house that we had never seen before. I found this house as we were about to sign the lease to another residence. The new owners had not even closed on it. By the end of the week, and $20 dollar postage to guarantee our deposit checks arrival in a timely fashion, it was ours. We had never been inside, and neither had the rental company, but it had tons of space, no carpet in the bathrooms, and a concrete safe room for tornado safety.

When we walked in this is what we saw:

Coming from our 952 square foot townhouse in Virginia, we now have almost 2500 square feet to call home. It makes the adjustment to what is outside the 2500 square feet pretty easy to deal with. Saint George is a hole in the wall town with a widespread, mostly farm population of 639. If you blink you'll miss it.

Downtown St. George:

There is no Target, no grocery store, no drug store, no library, and no restaurants. My sister makes fun of me because I went into a bit of a state of shock after arriving. In my own defense about this state of shock, I did walk in to the brick building on the left to pay my water connection fee, and the county treasurer was wearing ripped up jeans and a Budweiser t-shirt, perfectly accessorized by his huge white beard.  This feels like the deep country even though we are only a 10 minute drive into town. My neighbors wear hunting camo, there are turkeys, foxes and deer running across the road, at night I can not see the end of my driveway, I had to fill out a special postal form for rural areas because if I get a package that post man better know what to do with it if I am not home. He is not coming back!

Since we've been here almost a month now, I'm starting to really love living here. Everything is so quiet and peaceful. Instead of firetrucks, I hear a train in the distance every so often. I can see stars from my windows, my kids can play outside and be kids without having to have constant supervision.

This is what my traffic looks like (speed limit 75. take that Virginia!):

The school, has shown me all that Polk was lacking. Guess how much history my kid learned in Virginia.  NONE! We lived minutes from the nations capital with so many opportunities to teach them about government and our country's history, and they failed miserably. The school in our tiny little town is phenomenal. When you find a school that teaches things other than where the biggest sources of funding come from, you know its going to be great. And Ashton has gone from having up to 5 hours of homework a night (not even an exaggeration), to homework once a week if even that, yet he picked up right where he left off in his accelerated classes. I can see him less stressed which makes for a slightly nicer, and more helpful pre-pre teen.

Our house sits on the top of a pretty big hill. It might be more likely to be sucked up by a tornado, but we get cell service (we don't at the bottom of the hill),  we have perfect view of storms rolling in:

and we get this view every non-stormy night:

Life is good in the sticks.

Help me!

Yesterday we drove 90 minutes to visit some of brads distant relatives. We both thought it would be a great trial for the kids since it is only a fraction of car time our week will contain.

It did NOT go well.

Ashton was constantly asking, "how much longerrrrrrr." Or "when are we going to be theeeerrreee."

Talan was constantly touching his brothers or leaning on them because that is a great way to annoy them quickly.

And Syphr was demanding in a very loud voice to be let out of his car seat so he could run.

It did not go well. It is highly likely I may not be alive when we arrive in Kansas.

I can not pretend it won't happen anymore....Houston we have orders

Our life is making another twist. Brad has been offered a job to be active duty in the reserves. This means he will work with his unit during the week to make sure the  soldiers needs are taken care of the rest of the month that they aren't at drill. Every three years we will have the option to stay put, or move into the unknown that awaits us for another three years. It has been described as the best kept secret in the army because it has all the perks of the military, but with a civilian schedule. In our 11.5 years of marriage, Brad has never worked a set schedule that allowed him to be home for dinner every night. I am so looking forward to that! Since this job with the AGR (active guard reserve) is so secretly wanted it is hard to get a position because usually members of the unit that has the position will fill the spot. Brad has had his packet in every year for the past four years, and we didn't really hold out much hope for it. Then he got a call with one spot to offer him in Kansas. So, a month and a half later, here we are. Counting down the days until we leave this city we had started making long term plans in. We are so excited for the opportunity, and yet so incredibly sad.

As I was wallowing in my self-pity about moving from a place with so much culture and history, and the most phenomenal friends anyone could ask for, who are more like family, I read this quote on an amazing blog that some of my friends from our Arlington days started (check it out: doeadeery.blogspot.com), and it made me look at our upcoming departure in a different light. Still incredibly sad, but also with a feeling of being so blessed.

“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”

And, I do feel so incredibly lucky. 

We truly love this place. I have had the chance to have the most stellar friends that lived just seconds up the street. They were my family when Brad was deployed, and they continue to be even though a couple don't just live seconds away anymore. The kind of friends that volunteer their husband for babysitting and rearrange their evening to take you to a cheer up dinner when you find out you are going to have knee surgery just days after you sign up for a half marathon.  Friends who you know you can say anything to and they won't judge you, that love your kids so much that they throw skewers of shrimp on the BBQ because they know it is the pre-pre teens favorite, or that you see every single day and they never get annoying. Those friends are so hard to come by. 

Kansas has its work cut out for it. 

Dragon lessons

This is one of the many reasons Ashton is absolutely the best big brother ever.

 

All City Band debut

A few nights ago Ashton rocked his sax in his first ACB concert. The concert was short and sweet since they haven't learned too many songs. The clarinets were a little off in some of the songs, but I'm sure everyone will be great in a couple months.

 

I was a video recording master at the performance (Brad had to work) with the video camera as well as my phone going at once so I could instantly text Brad each song that was played. It was like he was watching it live. So, these are videos from my phone which means they are not zoomed in. If you look close, and make the video full screen, you can see Ashton's big head third up from the back row on the right side.