Lock up the straws

Due to my dislike of a 6:30 am wake up call, I sent pestering Talan to get his own milk out of the fridge, buying me an extra 30 minutes of slumber. When I woke up I found Tal had not only successfully managed to open up a new bottle of vanilla milk, but had also helped himself to the maximum number of straws which would fit in the opening of the bottle. He claims he could get milk out of all those straws, but it did take him 5x longer to drink the bottle.