He did what???

Me: Do you want to make $5?

Ashton: No. I already have plenty of money.

Brad: How much money do you have?

Ashton: I have a dump-load of money.

Brad: How much money is that?

Ashton: I found a dime the other day, and I put it in my piggy bank.

Brad: Well you cant buy anything with a dime.

Ashton: Yeah, but I put it in my piggy bank with my other money, and now I have a dump-load.

For the record....Ashton has 6 dollars and some change.