A glimpse into what it is like being on the playground with Ashton. I am not surprised.

Ashton:  People hire me at school to be their body guard.

Me:  What? People hire you at school?

Ashton: Yeah, like this kid hired me, and someone tried to make him say something, and so i said, "people have freedom of speech therefor they have freedom of not speech, because they only have to say what they want to say, so they dont have to say what they dont not want to say, and they can say whatever they want or don't want to."

Then the people stand there trying to figure it out for a long time. Then they go away.

Me:  What do you get for being a body guard?

Ashton: I get to confuse people, and it is fun.

Me:  So there is no contract signed, or payment in money or candy, this is just to be an annoyance to others?

Ashton:  yes.


Awesome.